My uterus hates me.
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I don’t need to make friends… I have sims friends!
When your friend does something you clearly said...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: “I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THAT BATHROOM!”
I feel like Peter from I Love You, Man.
“I gotta get some fucking friends”
That awkward moment when you get a bloody nose in...
Yupp. Look at my life.
Tyler the Creator just won a VMA. That is...
pantslessprogressive: reallyfoxnews: Lyrical example: “rape a pregnant bitch and call it a threesome.”
I have an unhealthy obsession with sweaters.
rabbit-hearted-boy replied to your photo: I swear I’m wearing pants… I bet you’re not cause you’re a slut I want to be tumblr famous!!!!!
The bars are insane.
I found desperate housewives season 7 online
NO NEED TO GO TO THE BARS AND BE SOCIAL.
Pride and Prejudice is just about a bunch of white...
Fuck Jane Austen.
Erin said it sounds weird when I
rabbit-hearted-boy: Do an impression of her saying, “college” in her midwestern accent. I guess I can’t pass as one then ): I refuse to believe I sound that ridiculous.
ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.
My life is a mess.
Today... I have a job interview. At an Irish Bar....
I was 7% body fat when I graduated high school.
rabbit-hearted-boy: Now I’m 13%. Not cool. This needs to change. Wow. Jon. Wow. Life’s so hard.
It’s 8:50 and I’m ready for bed. Welcome to college.