i bet that guy on the Burger King commercial that won’t let David Beckham take his shirt off is the same little fucker in high school that reminded the teacher the class had homework.
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- one third of me: I want a bf so much
- one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
- one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
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