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Anonymous said: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

hazeleyed1:

crissle:

meridiandreams:

amazingcynic:

baronessvondengler:

glimpseofgoldglitter:

loveistheessenceoflife:

mnlewis33:

classicamericanvirgo:

dan-and-his-hormones:

il-tenore-regina:

leogrigio:

anothervodkastinger:

No joke Joe Biden could seriously get it.

OH. MY. LORD.

HOT DAMN 

Awwwweee

That’s the VP! Well hot damn

WOW!!!

WELL DAMN JOE!

Jill did well for herself….

Wowzer!

He’s always had swagger. Old age only enhanced it. Y’all have seen that mean side-eye and killer smile.

HOLY. SHIT! Damn Joe!

he look like the type who had a black girlfriend in college.


Joe was fine.

hazeleyed1:

crissle:

meridiandreams:

amazingcynic:

baronessvondengler:

glimpseofgoldglitter:

loveistheessenceoflife:

mnlewis33:

classicamericanvirgo:

dan-and-his-hormones:

il-tenore-regina:

leogrigio:

anothervodkastinger:

No joke Joe Biden could seriously get it.

OH. MY. LORD.

HOT DAMN 

Awwwweee

That’s the VP! Well hot damn

WOW!!!

WELL DAMN JOE!

Jill did well for herself….

Wowzer!

He’s always had swagger. Old age only enhanced it. Y’all have seen that mean side-eye and killer smile.

HOLY. SHIT! Damn Joe!

he look like the type who had a black girlfriend in college.

Joe was fine.

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thatfunnyblog:

He’s got my vote.
 

thatfunnyblog:

He’s got my vote.

 

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Marry a guy who is as smart as you and will challenge you. And can make you laugh. That is the most important.

A former teacher of mine (via ilikemycountryrockinghowboutyou)

Done.

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missjune-1975:

The noise his lil feet are making

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hardcoregurlz:

Dascha Polanco

hardcoregurlz:

Dascha Polanco

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saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

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